Life now.

Okay. So I said I'd keep this thing up but it hasn't been too successful since January and that post in which I said I would keep up with this. A short run down of my life in the meantime:

Learning about stuff, lambs, tiredness, drinking, shooting, learning about stuff, drinking, exams, drinking, Yorkshire, drinking, fringe, summer, Latitude Festival, drinking, sleeping, some working and sorts, now.

Basically that's it in a nutshell. And I got a fringe. Anyway, yet again in my stupid life I have failed to secure employment. Now, I know this is because I'm not around for long at the summer and I have placements and stuff but I am not an idiot and quite capable of using a cash register. 23 job applications and I end up with 2 days in Next. Well done me. So now, my only source of income is to sell ALL OF MY THINGS on ASOS Marketplace. However, no one wants to buy my things as they are crap. I thought about a mild adventure into cupcake orders but I realised you needed hygiene certificates for your house or something so maybe not. But my cakes are still beautiful and delicious even if I do say so myself. Really, I'd like to get paid for placements in an ideal world. Then I might be able to eat actual nice food and not just Sainsbury's basics. Also, if I could make some money doing some music journalism, that would be perfect. If you have an tip-offs, do let me know.

In other news, I am on a total Hugh Fearnley-Wittingstall and Don't Tell The Bride binge. Bit weird, but I am unemployed and I feel I should use my time well; learning how to make wives angry and how to forage for earthy tasting mushrooms.

I am going to embark on lemon curd muffins. I may post a photo if they look like tiny lemony volcanoes of deliciousness. I would like to make some Earl Grey cupcakes with a beautiful swirl of icing and silver glitter but alas; mother hates Earl Grey. Nevermind.